Boy, I Fucked Up!

Who could've guessed that spending like three days hunched over your laptop might hurt your already ailing musculature? Well, not this fucking guy!!! My back shoulder has decided to fail on me - not even my bad one, just my regular shoulder - at last. In a move that will briefly appease my piece of shit mental illness, I am going to take a shower hot enough to make breathing difficult; and then I will write a couple hundred words of inane body horror that'll have it convincing me I should be arrested. Good night. I fucked up my neck also.

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