Title Omitted For Excessive Vulgarity

To cut a story which has taken up the majority of my day short; I ended up in hospital (briefly) to check up on the ominous dark pattern that's been spreading across my back the last few days, and it was a massive false alarm that wasted my time and everyone else. It's something to do with overuse of hot water bottles or whatever, which has probably been a long time coming because I have scalded myself a frankly humiliating number of times. It's nothing!

May I just say that every aspect of the medical system is such a pointless ritual, but nothing moreso than the futility of making any request for your own dignity. "We typically let female patients be examined by female doctors only" Your receptionist called me sir when I answered the phone, be serious with me right now. This obviously isn't for my comfort, so who then, for you as a doctor? I've had facial hair and a tenor since I was thirteen I know well enough that you look just about as uncomfortable as anyone in the girls locker room was in highschool. Is it so difficult to grant me this stupid ass mercy. I'm trembling like a pathetic little dog right now if you lay a hand on me you're gonna lose it can you just bring some guy in so we can get this over and done with. Doctors hate him! Local woman asks for a modicum of autonomy to exercise over her own fucked up body!

I am tired. It takes too much. I'm home now, so I'm going to sleep.