Woe! Despair! Heartbreak!

Date: Monday, 15th May 2023

Topic: Chatting

Bought myself 500 grams of peach rings on etsy, because I am a hedonist and a genius who frequently forgets online shopping exists. Upon arrival, I realised I have absolutely no fucking clue how much 500g is, because I've ordered what can possibly be described as "too many" peach rings. And then I realised I'd selected sour ones, not sugary, in my haste to buy them. I now have half a kilogram of sweets that I don't want to eat. Sitting ominously in the living room.

For the love of god help me

I literally can't get over this it's so so many peach rings I don't even like them enough to justify that normally. What am I supposed to do with them. I'm never living this down.